Two Sandwiches Short of a Picnic: I get the news I need on the weather report....

Favourite New Words and Phrases

whinge = whine, moan, etc.
slag off = criticize, insult, etc.
gutted = upset
bare = very, really, so, etc.
I'm not fussed = I don't care
knackered = tired
twat = jerk, asshole, etc.
what's she called? = what's her name?
tiff = fight, argument, etc.
well = very, really, so, etc.
faff around = float around, wander
to blag = to bullshit
half one = one thirty (in relation to time)
take the piss out of = variation on below
take the mickey out of = tease, taunt, etc.
chuffed = very happy
fit = attractive, hot, etc.
dodgy = sketchy
wheelie bin = garbage can
fancy = be attracted to, like
made redundant = fired
with bits = with pulp
two sandwiches short of a picnic = crazy